Welcome to Tether Products
An eclectic source of novel penis toys and masturbation aids
and home of the unique patent-pending
TetherSpout™, TetherPlug™ and TetherPin™
Whether you are a just a regular guy who merely wants to perk up his penis a little and make it look and feel its best without going to the extreme of piercing it or permanently altering it in other ways, or whether you are an insatiable sex addict who is hell bent on keeping his penis in a perpetual state of extreme arousal and erotic servitude, the products and information you will find at this website will probably surprise and delight you.
This site is dedicated to expanding the technology and art of male masturbation, self-gratification and sexual expression thru novel innovative products not found elsewhere (and at affordable prices).
It is hoped that women will also visit this website and gain insight from the photo albums and products contained herein, because TetherSpouts, TetherPins and TetherPlugs are not just unique penile enhancements and masturbation aids that let a man express himself and get more use and enjoyment from his penis, but can also be effective marital aids that can increase women's understanding of men's needs and that can vastly add-to and enhance the sexual relations and activities of couples and make them more diverse, intense and intimate.
* * * WARNING! * * *
This site contains uncensored sexually explicit text and images unsuitable for minors. You must be of legal age to enter! If you are underage and you do enter, you may be violating local, state or federal laws, and could also get in really big trouble with your parents or guardian.
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